Thursday, October 16, 2008

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!

Maureen McCormick aka Marcia Brady has published a tell-all memoir of her life (which apparently has had more in common with Requiem for a Dream than The Brady Bunch). The more salient details include attending “cocaine binges and parties at the Playboy Mansion and the home of Sammy Davis Jr,” and trading sex for drugs (apparently she was into free-basing cocaine, which I suppose was a necessity; when you have a broken nose, it's easier to smoke cocaine than snort it "Oh my nose!"). You can read about it here.

Best of all was the confession that she allowed an older man she met at the Playboy Mansion to videotape her naked in exchange for drugs. Some years ago my friend Bic emailed me a photo which he purported to be a naked Maureen McCormick. At the time I assumed it was her head photo-shopped onto another body. In light of Maureen's confession, perhaps I shouldn't doubt it's authenticity. Damn you Bic, you might have been right all these years. More important, somewhere out there is a videotape of a naked Marcia Brady! I have a new calling! Like the noble Sir Galahad, I shall devote my life to a quest for this Holy Grail of Pop Culture.


  1. holy God!!! there's a naked Marcia video knocking around out there?!!! how is it that I've not seen this?!! I want it! I want it now!!!

    For all of those who have doubted the veracity and authenticity of this photo (and essentially there was only one person on earth sceptical enough to doubt it's beauty ...) I am vindicated at last. Sorta. I can't find the image anymore though it may be kicking around somewhere. I always knew deep down Marcia was a crack ho and now it all becomes clear.

    I would STILL give up my last dimebag on a few minutes with her ...

  3. Ok Bic - that's one time you've been right in all the time I've known you(just kidding - but how many years have we known eachother? I'm thinking almost 10). I'm big enough to admit when I'm wrong. I also happen to have that formerly-alleged and now possibly-real Marcia photo. I was tempted to post it but this is kind of a family-blog. Being the kind-hearted person I am, I will email it to you now.