Tuesday, September 9, 2008

What Santa Will Bring You If You're Really Bad This Year!

Coming to a Toys N Guns R Us near you; Sarah Palin Action Figures!

Online toy company HeroBuilders.com is offering not one, not two, but three different Sarah Palin Action Figures.

First there's the Sarah Palin Action Figure ($27.95). Interestingly enough, she seems to be dressed in one of Hillary's signature pants suits.

Next there's the Sarah Palin Super Hero Action Figure ($29.95). I wonder what her power is? Probably the ability to bend the truth in her bare hands.

Finally there's the truly disturbing Sarah Palin School Girl Figure ($29.95). I guess she's every gun-toting, radical right wing, pedophile's fantasy.

What will the neo-con fanboys think of next? Ann Coulter Blow Up Dolls?


  1. On the Ann Coulter book cover where she's wearing a black dress, the general consensus is that they airbrushed out the whip.

  2. i just looked up ann coulter.

    never again.

    it's your fault. if not for you, i would have blissfully gone through my life never having known who this woman was.

    got any veras?

  3. Joe,

    Just be thankful she's our problem and not yours. I do my best to ignore her but every once in a while she pops up unexpectedlby